CC268: "Smokey" the Bear

Author: seattlesque

Date: December 8, 2004

by seattlesque
12-08-04
Prophecy ordains that every century, the Shaman will find the One.
Destiny calls, Muffy. You and YOU ALONE can prevent forest fires!
The commercial said not to feed the bears...
I mentioned all this to the California wildfire crew, so they're taking the next hundred years off.
"...but Peyote isn't FOOD," he argued.