Zodiac Warriors #3 - "Big-D's Cigarette Run"

Author: shadowchaos

Date: January 2, 2005

by shadowchaos
1-02-05
We join Big-D on yet another run to the cigarette store when...
Hello, I'm Nonsmo Kingman! Do you realize that your habit of smoking cigarettes is bad for your health?
Oh no, not another of these fuckers...
They can cause cancer, bad breath, premature aging, and even cut years off your life!
Now where did I put that...Marlboros, GT Ones, Durants, Camels...Ah! Perfect!
Seconds later...
Man, why is it that every time I meet a talking cigarette, they always leave when I pull out my gun-shaped lighter?