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| Yo, C-Note, I'm headed to the Time Out for karaoke, as usual. Wanna come with so we can do our Linkin Park impression? | |
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| Funny you say that, I got a story for ya. I'm standing at work when one of my co-workers asks me out on a date. When she offered to pay, I thought it was a joke. | |
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C-Note: "But just when I think she's serious..."
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| Yeah, I need someone to stand around and act like they're my date so I can make my boyfriend jealous. He hasn't been the best of guys lately... | |
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| The guy's probably cheatin' on you. What you should do is dress hot, tease him all night, and videotape me fucking you anal style to show him. | |
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Big D: "She turned ya down, huh? Typical bitches..."
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| On the contrary, she called the boyfriend, dumped him right there, and is bringing her slut friend Amanda along for "Three's Company" action. | |
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| That's my boy! Now, will you be needing "extra sensitive", or should I just give you the horny goat's weed free of charge? | |
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