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| Wait, wait...you're telling me Gabe got a 14-year-old girl knocked up? | |
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| That's the rumors going around. She's even saying that her dog was better at the peanut butter than Gabe. | |
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| Two bestials...go figure. You'd think they'd be a match in heaven. | |
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| Not even close. I think Haley Brown'd be a better fuck than them. | |
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| Speaking of which, how did your date with Kaci and Amanda go last night? | |
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| Let's just put it this way...by midnight tonight, I'll be the only guy those lesbians will ever want to screw again. | |
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