JND.MP3 #5: "Don't Hump The Bull Pt. 2"

Author: shadowchaos

Date: January 7, 2005

by shadowchaos
1-07-05
Wait, wait...you're telling me Gabe got a 14-year-old girl knocked up?
That's the rumors going around. She's even saying that her dog was better at the peanut butter than Gabe.
Two bestials...go figure. You'd think they'd be a match in heaven.
Not even close. I think Haley Brown'd be a better fuck than them.
Speaking of which, how did your date with Kaci and Amanda go last night?
Let's just put it this way...by midnight tonight, I'll be the only guy those lesbians will ever want to screw again.