JND.MP3 #7: "Why Big-D Doesn't Write Christmas Songs"

Author: shadowchaos

Date: January 13, 2005

by shadowchaos
1-13-05
Chirstmas 2003
Deck his balls with chains and bullwhips, falalalala lalalala. Lock her in the hov'ring sex swing, falalalala....
Yo D! What the hell's going on?
Christmas 2004
Don we now our leather corsets, falala lalala lalala. Look for C-Note's twig and berries, faux pau Galaga...
You...might...wanna move...volitile gas in that area...
Christmas 2005
Where's Big-D this year, C-Note?
In Salem, Nickel. I needed a break from that damn "Dominatrix Christmas" song he wrote four years ago!