The Commercial

Author: shrewdom

Date: July 30, 2003

by shrewdom
7-30-03
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(singing) Are ya icky, are ya sticky, are ya hot as anything? hey! cut off two of your fingers and stab yourself in the eye!
body parts on screen hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats
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Are ya icky are ya sticky are ya hot as anything? hey! get away from summer and cut off all your limbs!
oooooohhhhhhh kaaayy (backing away slowly)
Next time somebody comes over, offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself! Give them yourself! Stop being such a selfish piece of snot, ok? ok? ok. and now back to our program.