Christmas is scary

Author: shrewdom

Date: August 1, 2003

by shrewdom
8-01-03
OH YE GODS!!!!
Merry christmas little girl...open your gift
The fact that the package is precariously close to your..erm...package..I must decline
Come on...just close your eyes and reach in.
You're not really an elf, are you?
...My name's Bill...I snuck in through the window.