that cat says:

Author: shrewdom

Date: August 15, 2003

by shrewdom
8-15-03
Back in my day the internet was full of promises. This was back before livejournel offered its free services for angsty teens, and before geocities could host thousands upon thousands of fan fictions
uh huh
No one wanted to even think of sailer moon and warf having a threeway with bender! It wasn't the order of things! No! The internet of my day offered morgages! Free diapers! It was a wonderful thing!
You're my only friend now, Mr. Telephone.
ring ring and such