Bunny slippers!

Author: shrewdom

Date: February 11, 2004

by shrewdom
2-11-04
Need a loan? Need a stiffy? Need bigger boobies? Need a bigger wee wee? Need money? Need underpants? Need a car? Need something? Need midgets dressed as cows wearing diapers spanking llamas?!
I'M THE INTERNET!! I RUN YOUR LIFE! ANYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT OR THINK OF I CAN GIVE YOU!!!
....I....I could use some bunny slippers.
....don't have any. How about some porn? You like porn? I have porn that would make the midgey llama thing seem reasonable.