True story.

Author: shrewdom

Date: October 18, 2004

by shrewdom
10-18-04
Hi. Can I help you?
Do you have hot tea?
Yes, ma'am. Yes we do.
I'd like a cup of hot tea..and can you put that in a cup for me?
...no, ma'am, I'm afraid you'll have to put this tea bag in your mouth while I pour scalding hot water down your throat.