Yeah, this is what my days are like.

Author: shrewdom

Date: October 27, 2004

by shrewdom
10-27-04
Myeah, can I help you?
*sniff* Does anything have flour here? I'm allergic to flour.
...Um...Well, we happen to be a bakery, full of baked goods that have flour as a necessary ingredient. Because we're a fucking bakery, you see..
How about this fudge? Does it have chocolate in it? I'm allergic to chocolate. Also flour. Also egg and milk and sugar. I'm also allergic to oxygen. Is there oxygen in here?
...Sweet jesus. Hit it. Hit it with a hammer.
I'm now going to pay you in all pennies, and use the excuse that the only other form of change I have is a hundred, which you could easily break in less than the 15 hours it will take you now.