New Reality Show

Author: sid_omega

Date: November 19, 2003

by sid_omega
11-19-03
This is the newest realityshow. Grey, an average, loveless man who will do anything for love. He is looking for a decent women, but little does he know...
Hello, my name is Sid, and I will be hosting this show. So Grey, what do you expect this competition to be like?
I want a nice, sweet, compassionate, women. I want her to have outer beauty, as well as inner beauty.
...is we are pairing him up with 12 New York City hookers we found somewhere on the street. Let's see how he handles it as he meets some of his contestants...
Wait...you are a fucking bunny.
Ah...sweetie, I can be whatever you want me to be for 20 bucks.
...this and more, on the Average Ho!
Damn you Sid and the Fox Coorperation...
Hey hunk, wanna comes over to my place and have a little sex? My brother will also be in it, but don't you worry, he aint a biter.