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by sid_omega
8-04-03
SID BATTLES THE EGO!
Sid....guess who I am? It's your buddy....SENORDICKHEAD.
Uh.....oh......I thought I got rid of you?
Here, you see Senor possessing Sid....
Sid, c'mon. Cut the shit, we agreed in the beginning you wouldn't be able to beat me, so get the fuck over it.
Damnit.....guess there's one thing left to......UGH!!!!!
That's it...nice and slow...Hoo damn I love this job.
DICKHEAD OWNS YOUR SORRY ASS!!1!1!11!! PLEASE THE DICK BITCH. DANCE!!!!!

 

by sid_omega
8-04-03
Sid finds out that others want in on the deal.
Wait...what? Who the hell are you?
Haha, you don't realize this, but there is a league of us. We are the F.A.P.S, the Forum Alternate Personality Society. Sid is one of the easier prizes, so he is a favorite in the community...
This bitch wants my Sid...
Oh and excuse me for not introcuding myself, my name is HotActionCop, the ego that ensures he is a die hard defend to the death cult following Hot Action Cop fan....
A deal ensures.
...and I will give you all the weed you want if we can share him.
Ugh, damn fine you can have him too.........NOW FILL THE BAG BITCH!!!!!

 

by sid_omega
8-04-03
Something is about to go wrong....UP IN HERRE!!!
Now allow me to introduce you to.....
Yo yo yo bitch. This be Shizzlemah in da house. Kickin it white boy style up in herre.
Senor is pissed. He can't be good when he is pissed. Smoked a bagfull of weed too.
Whoa whoa whoa!!! What the hell? Sid was all mine, why the hell are you guys moving in on my bitch?
You see, we need Sid. We are on a mission to be Sid's pimp. We must obtain something from him. He is ours and your cracka-hatin ass needs to get used to us cause we're movin in.
Later....as Senor witnesses the working tactics of Shizzle.....
YO YO G DAWG UP. OFF THE HIZZLE FO SHIZZLE! Rub me in the nizzle. Where my bitches and hos at? Holla!
...his ass is mine the second he goes to sleep.

 

by sid_omega
8-04-03
Now with all three ego's sharing Sid. things might get a bit...complicated...
Hey Sid, glad we could finally meet face to face...I am your new alter ego, HotActionCop.
So...what you are saying is I have TWO???
Oh yeah, and there's Shizzlemah, I believed he possessed you a while ago? Don't remember a thing? Ah the power of booze....
Ok, so let me get this straight, you guys took over me, then got me drunk and now I don't remember a thing?
Bascially, but what youre not gettin.....
So that explains why I woke up with semen all over my face.

 

by sid_omega
8-04-03
The next morning...
Hey, Sid. Time for my daily piss off. Get on the computer.
Nah. I want to go out with Katie. We are thinking of a movie.
Senor....you bad boy....
A...movie? Why a movie? If you're gonna abandon me at least fuck her ass. Here I got an idea....
Hmm...ARGHHH!!!!!!!
Later at Katie's house.
I just realized that the movies suck, wanna go hang out in your room? Your parents aren't home are they?
No they are not...and why do you ask? Oh sid you got some drool on your shirt, come inside and I will clean that off for you.

 

by sid_omega
8-04-03
Sam and the Arabian.
So let me get this straight...you can eat a cow in America, but you can't eat a dog?
Uh...yeah, why?
Well then what the fuck do you eat "hot dogs?"
Well, they are not really "dogs" they are pork, you know, pigs? They don't come from dogs....
Sam...you ok there? Sam??
Bitch...

 

by sid_omega
8-05-03
I got backstage to a Weird Al concert. It went typical, but if I would do it again in a parallel universe, it would go just like this...
Hey, I am Weird Al!(*cough*)
DUDE YOUR MY FUCKING IDOL!!! Please, sign my poodle. Wait what is that sound?
Its nothing, but yeah I will sign. You know, maybe we could hang out sometime, wanna come on the road with me?(*cough*) Fuck school!
Holy shit did Weird Al just ask me to be his fucking roadie! I get to hang out in his bus, talk to the band, help him write songs...wait what is that smell?
So...what you are saying is that Weird Al was high? But how did you know? And why didn't you accept the offer? Getting stoned with Al must kick ass!
I could smell weed. I also thought I heard two dudes fucking in the bus. Either that or they were playing Spice Girls.. Either way it is torture.

 

by sid_omega
8-21-03
You see? Here we have Grey, being mean, and we have Sid being a little bitch about it.
HAHA Your controller broke!
WHA!!!! I got my poor feelings hurt.
But both Sid and Grey realized they were taking this way too overboard.
Dude, I am sorry.
Same here buddy. Shake hands?
Well, the important thing is they are friends again.
C'mon what do you say?
I would if this goddamn StripCreator thing would let me.

 

by sid_omega
9-11-03
True story too. Sad that there are dipshits this stupid in the world....
Hey, Sid, you little faggot, you are so fucking gay you queer.
Um, where did that come from?
It came from yo mama, you gay bastard. You like to suck your daddy's cock you little cum sucker.
Oh he wants to play THAT game...
And you are........owned my friend.
You know, it amazes me how much you know about gay people.
...

 

by sid_omega
9-13-03
Here you see Grey asking for dating advice...yet again...(man can we just hook this fucker up with some message board chick?)
Hey Sid, I feel weird asking YOU this, but...how do you get girls?
Yeah I can see why you would feel weird...well, what always works for me is be her friend, with no possible intention of being any more then that, but then when she is vulerable, BAM.
His StripCreator character might convince you otherwise, so watch out. :D ;) Just read on and you will know what I mean..
So...what you are saying is that I gotta...be friends?
Yeah, that. And you are kinda pale, need to lose some weight, and some Right Guard wouldn't kill you. I know there is one more thing......
Man, why can't I get any chicks? What's wrong with me? I am nice, I am charming, I am deeaaddd sexy, and I still live with my parents...I mean c'mon, what is there NOT to like about me?
Oh yeah, it was that last one...

 

by sid_omega
9-13-03
This is a true story too, happened a few minutes ago...on AIM. Ask me and I will post the exact conversation. Oh Grey was ever pissed.
Dude, last night your AOL thingy had a warning of 11%, why is that? Who did that to you?
No it was somebody else...
Really? Who? Maybe you should show him your BOOSH. (Oh I crack myself up.)
Actually, after he warned me like the pussy he is, he ran away like a pussy.
Again true story.
Well, you do have a history of having pussy run away from you.
...

 

by sid_omega
9-13-03
Again another true story. AIM conversation. ***DISCLAIMER*** don't take anything I say seriously. IF you do, then you are a goddamn pussy who needs to take a long look at your life. Now enjoy.
Dude I am so fucking mad right now!!! ARGG!!! You have no idea how many times I have explained myself in perfect detail.
Uh, dude. I think you should chill out. And that made no fucking sense...
This has been bothering me. N is of the opinion that I am boring because I'm nice. If that's true, then Angel must be the most boring person in the world. How can somebody be disliked for being nice?
I think you should just chill the fuck out right now. Its the damn internet. Don't get mad. Get Glad. (Oh that reminds me, Tupperware party Saturday.)
I feel like fucking Squall.
Oh, let's hope to GOD that "fucking" was an adjetive and not a noun.

 

by sid_omega
9-20-03
This comic is to make people realize how stupid they are for blaming everyone else for there problems.
Damn you McDonalds for making me fat! I will sue!
Maybe your fat ass shouldn't have eaten so many damn fries.
Yet another sniper incident. Must be Grand Theft Auto's fault. Everybody, let's make sure this game is never sold again.
Dude, it isn't the game's fault that kids and parents are complete idiots.
Finally an intelligent reason to sue!
Man, why won't Brad Pitt die?! I must sue him!
???

 

by sid_omega
9-21-03
Here we find Grey and Sid discussing the false advertisment of Axe bodyspray.
Hey Grey. I just bought some of that Axe deoderent bodyspray. That shit doesn't work.
How so?
The commercial said I would get molested by random hot chicks in the elevators. That never happened to me. This product sucks. Here, have it.
Girls? Elevator? Hell yeah I will take it!
The next day...(oh and after that, to be contined...)
Hey there big boy...ooo, come closer...ahhh....ooo....I want you now!
Hot DAMN I love this. Come to papa baby.

 

by sid_omega
9-21-03
We left off with Grey about to get some serious action. Let's tune in. (*bow wicky wacka WHOHOO*)
You bet you can come get some.
Oh yeah baby...
After she got off the elevator, he went straight to Sid.
Dude! That stuff works! You gave it to me, and this hot chick started rubbing my nipples reallllly hard.
No fucking way? Dude, give me that shit back.
The end...(*bow wicky wacka WHOHOO*)
Well hello there sunny. Ooo, you smell niice....
AHHH!!!!!

 

by sid_omega
9-21-03
Hey Grey. Is it alright if I can check my email on your computer? I asked this chick out and I am waiting on a response.
Sure. Good luck on that.
"No I will not go out with you. You are fat, lazy, you smell funny, and you wear the same damn shirt to school everyday. I hope you die"
Oh dude you got DISSED!!!
No, actually, I am reading your email right now. You might not wanna talk to this Tana chick anymore.
........................................................damn.

 

by sid_omega
9-30-03
At the chocolate boxing factory where Grey works, he tries to get a date with hot ass Russian who also works therel, let's listen in.
Hey Svetlana, uh....how are you today? Um....wanna go out to eat?
...Heyz...no, soorry....
That afternoon he tells Sid.
...and she said no!
Haha, that is funny. Maybe you shouldn't try to meet chicks at work like that.
But how else am I suppose to get chicks? I don't go anywhere else!
I dunno. I still find it a bit ironic that you are picking up chicks in a fudge packing factory.

 

by sid_omega
9-30-03
Here we see Sid trying to start a normal conversation, but in typical Grey fashion, he always turns it into a girl related discussion.
Hey Grey, I just wanted to know if I could use a pair of sciso...
MAN! I can't believe this chick won't fucking go out with me! This marks number 13 on my rejection list.
Then out of nowhere comes...
No Grey, actually, it has been...14 rejections. Here's all the paperwork.
First off, who the hell are you? Second, where did you come from? And third, how do you know all this about me?
Lesson: Don't stalk Grey. Especially if you're gay.
Oh yeah, this is Spire, You were wasted that one night and I dressed and you came and asked me out. I said no because I thought you were a women. Been stalkin you ever since...

 

by sid_omega
10-04-03
So here we are...in my room...all alone...
Yeah, so.....uh.....wanna....?
Three minutes later...
I can't believe we are actually gonna do this...
Yeah I know...I feel so...
Sid? Honey? Are you done meeting your cousin yet?

 

by sid_omega
10-04-03
The next day Sid and Grey go to there little motionblurry world of there's to discuss the events of Part One.
...and that is what happened. I felt so fucking bad.
HAHA! You were about to fuck your cousin, you bitch.
Man, I must have a skanky cousin. Wonder what she is thinking now?
Hmm....
One more part to go...
So here we are......in my room...all alone.
So.....um....you wanna....?

 

by sid_omega
10-04-03
And now Grey came to rub this situation in his face...
...I can't believe you scored with my cousin.
It was AWESOME!!!! She was all like "Mmm.." and "Oh yeah!" and everything! What was her name, anyway?
I think it was Diana or something, but dude, I do not want to hear what you did with my cousin.
Eh, fuck you, Sid. You're just fucking jealous you can't get any hot pussy. I got to go back home, see ya.
Sorry we have one more part to go. I lie.
Hey Grey, come downstairs so you can meet your stepcousim. Diana.
Hang on mom. I will be down there in a min.........wait WHAT??? That means....

 

by sid_omega
10-04-03
Grey rushes to Sid after he realizes this feat.
Dude! That chick is my stepcousin! You know what that means?
HAHA!! You fucked your cousin, bitch. What now?
No not that. That means we are related.
Ah damn that sucks. Or...
They are stepcousins, how cool. Now Sid's ownage knows no boundaries. Oh and finally. The End.
It must be confusing, but it doesn't matter. We are cousins now...and that means......
HA! Now I can own your ass at our family reunions!

 

by sid_omega
10-20-03
Here we see Sid being made fun of by some smartass about his face.
Hey look it's Sid. You have to have the biggest nose I have ever seen.
Just sit back, he will walk into it eventually
...and look at all those fucking dots on your face? Dirty bitch needs to wash his face more. Pipple face.
Almost there...
And you have the bushiest eyebrows I have ever fucking seen.
Dude, if you're THAT interested in my face, might as well get on your knees and give me a blow job, you queer.

 

by sid_omega
10-31-03
Trick or treat, now bitch. Give me all your candy.
Um...I can't give you any candy, dude. Um....sorry.
Dude, it's me, Moody. Why won't you give me candy? Dude, I have my right to some candy. What did I do to not deserve candy...
Maybe I should tell him I cummed in all over my candy...
...no, it's because I am not a "giftie" like you. I see, save all the candy for the SMART people and not ME? I still don't get why people hate ME! STOP PROVOKING ME!!!
You're right, I am sorry. Here, have some candy corn...

 

by sid_omega
11-01-03
Like 90% of my other comics, this really happened to me at school.
Hey that is a nice picture you got there of the Grim Reaper.
Thanks, but that isn't the Grim Reaper. It is Death with a Jack-o-lantern face and a scythe.
Ignoring that comment, Sid was interupted by a fellow VERY Christian classmate (loosely quoted).
Ugh! I can't believe you drew a picture of Death! That is very satanic and unnessecary.
It's just Death! Everybody needs to die SOMEHOW!
Direct quote...
Oh will you SHUT UP!
Without death, then the world would overpopulate and everybody would eventually starve and die.

 

by sid_omega
11-15-03
Here we see Grey checking his Yahoo Personals on his never ending quest for love.
Ah...let's see here. I signed up for this dating service thing and I posted a few things about myself...not a response.
Haha, as if that is suppose to shock me.
Sid was walking home, and had a cleaver idea...let's listen in...
Mom, do we have any pics of my cousin I can post on the internet?
Um...I think...
Perrrrfect...
Ah sweet! I got a response! Sidena..what a beautiful name. This girl is gonna be the ONE! I think I am in love.
Haha...I love posting fake love wanting ads. Wonder if Grey got mine by now...

 

by sid_omega
11-16-03
Here we see Grey and his little bro, Danny, talking about, well, just listen in.
Hey Danny, how is everything?
Dude! Check this out! I found a whole box of panties and thongs. I thought I'd give them to you.
Grey willingly took the box of ladies underwear.
I wonder whos this is? Could it be? Cindy's?
Am I in Grey fantasy AGAIN? Ugh!
Now you didn't see THIS coming, did you?
Cindy, oh how I love you. Come to daddy.
Dear, who keeps getting into my underwear drawer? Danny, honey, how many times...

 

by sid_omega
11-17-03
Ah, Moody got a job at McDonalds. Sid knowing this, went to the local McD's to torture Moody on the first day on the job.
Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Hmm, let's see. I will take a...double bacon cheeseburger with no cheese, extra pickles, no onions or bacon...
"Oh this is too good." Sid thought.
Good thing I get paid by the hour.
...and I want exactly an ounce of ketchup squirted on the left of my burger. The lettuce must go on the right, and...
"Too good..."
And your total is...$3.34
Second thought, I will just have a shake, but make sure you don't put any actual milk in the milkshake just put some chocolate in there, but not TOO much chocolate.

 

by sid_omega
11-18-03
For you Amish people out there, Average Joe is the new NBC show where this chick is stuck in a house with a bunch of average dudes and she has to date one. Think The Bachelorette, but with ugly dudes.
Too fat.
I thought I was the one, and I am ashamed that I didn't get to know her more. I can't wait till she shes what she is missing. Kinda weird though, all the fat people got emliminated...
Maybe next time, Dennis. Maybe next time...
Sorry, I just didn't see me and you in love.
I knew a girl like that would never get a guy like me. It just isn't meant to be. I know she is a wonderful women and I am sure whoever wins this competition is just right for her.
Now c'mon, who didn't see this coming?
You are ugly, stupid, you smell weird, your sense of humor sucks, you pack fudge for a living, you live with your parents, and your name is Grey. What kinda gay ass faggot name is that?
I don't get it, I am a nice guy, what girl WOULDN'T like to be with me? I am sure whoever she picks as her husb...eh fuck it, she is a whore.

 

by sid_omega
11-19-03
This is the newest realityshow. Grey, an average, loveless man who will do anything for love. He is looking for a decent women, but little does he know...
Hello, my name is Sid, and I will be hosting this show. So Grey, what do you expect this competition to be like?
I want a nice, sweet, compassionate, women. I want her to have outer beauty, as well as inner beauty.
...is we are pairing him up with 12 New York City hookers we found somewhere on the street. Let's see how he handles it as he meets some of his contestants...
Wait...you are a fucking bunny.
Ah...sweetie, I can be whatever you want me to be for 20 bucks.
...this and more, on the Average Ho!
Damn you Sid and the Fox Coorperation...
Hey hunk, wanna comes over to my place and have a little sex? My brother will also be in it, but don't you worry, he aint a biter.

 

by sid_omega
11-23-03
Dude, I am never drinking beer again.
Why?
"Well, I tried it and I ended up in space and there's this arabian guy there. I was like..."
Dude...I didn't know Osama knew how to fly.
Oh my people can do many things my friend. We can also belly dance, wanna see?
Then I felt like I was swimming through a puddle of cottage cheese and dog food, but then I woke up and found I was face first asleep on my bed with puke all over my face.
Wow, that was one hell of a hangover.

 

by sid_omega
11-27-03
Boo! (My love)
Cut the shit, Spire I know it's you.
What he wished happened.
How'd you know, Mave?
Oh I love you SO much I can tell when you are near and that handsome bulge in your pants...like no other. So...huge and masculine.
What really happened.
How'd you know, Mave?
Wasn't that hard. Besides you got semen on your lips and the bulge in your pants caves in about three inches.

 

by sid_omega
11-27-03
I got a letter from Dell asking me to meet him in the alley behind "Punto Julios" Mexican resturaunt. (shows how much Spanish THEY know.)
Um, what is your problem?
I used to be tall, and now I am short! Please help me find out why I am this way!
It'll cost you upfront, either $250, 50 lbs of MJ, or head curtosy of your finest hooker. You pick.
What about a cow with a beaver tattoed on its ass?
After much thought...
Deal.

 

by sid_omega
11-28-03
Dell owns a stripclub across the street from "Mario's Pizza." and that was the first place I went for questioning.
Dell, notice anything strange about him lately?
No I haven't. I am a hooker, not a personal assistant!
Her nametag read "Angel." Weird, hookers don't wear nametags...
But your nametag says "Personal assistant."
That just means I fuck him twice a week...it's store policy.
I had a hunch that she didn't work there, but at the time, I didn't mind.
Damn, I gotta get a job here. I see it pays well...

 

by sid_omega
11-29-03
After I left the strip club, I happened to walk by Moody.
Hey Moody, I gotta ask you a question...
Oh Neo, I have been looking for you! There is something going on around here!
Um...why are you in a clown suit?
There is something awful going around! Mens dicks are being affected everywhere in town!
Little did I know at the time, this was linked to Dell's case. And I still don't know why Moody is in a clown suit.
Many dicks are being shrunk by exactly 6 inches! Chrono and Meth are effected.
Sucks to be Chrono. Is it even possible to have a dick that caves in five inches?

 

by sid_omega
2-14-04
After a lifetime away from Stripcreator, Sid begins to work on his new comic. He dozzes off and ends up in...
Ahh, what a relaxing nap and...AHH!!! Moody, what are you doing here?
Why Sid, you are in the Field of Wonders, a happy place. A state of absolutely calm.
...I am stuck with you aren't I?
The Field of Wonders is shared between people who have a very troubled bond together. Only you and me are in here right now.
What brings people to the Field of Wonders is an argument or a dispute. Enemies to be brought here.
Damn, shouldn't this place be full by now?

 

by sid_omega
2-14-04
Another person gets sucked into the Field of Wonders: Chrono. Let's see what happens when him and...
Where the hell am I...and who the hell are you?
my nmae is dark jedi obi btu just cal mee obi
I assume you don't speak English.
ahhh you mkae fun og mee chronoass you shall die i am form idaho mmm potatos
I swear if you say one more word I am gonna kick you in your obviously nonexistant penis.
on no cmon bak i am srorry i dindt meaan to hert yur feelngs nwo i am loenly must tlak to meyself and cry FCUK YU chronoass

 

by sid_omega
2-15-04
Haha, been awhile fuckers. Today I am investigating the recent MOB hackings.
I know your kind...what did you do to MOB you fuckng fat-ass fudgepacker lover?
I...I...I didn't do...anything...sir, please don't kill me.
Ok, so that isn't going over too well...looks like we go to Plan B.
Let's see. "Hacking for Dummies" It says here I push the ALT button, and then I...oh shit.
***SYSTEM CRASHING DELETING WINDOWS HAHA DON'T HACK OUR SHIT***
Never doing that again. I guess their is only one way: Talk to the school geek (sorry I asked, geez...).
So you're telling me you want me to rehack Gamers.com and get your precious message board after you made fun of me, pushed me down the stairs, stole my cheeseburger, AND pissed on my porch?
Um...yeah.

 

by sid_omega
2-21-04
Two friends meet in a dark room...
Oh yeah, that's the spot...ohhh yeah!!! Oh YEAH BABY!
Wait, what am I doing here? And where the hell did this snake come from?
It's nothing it's nothing. Rub it up and down and maybe it'll go away.
Um, okay. AHHH!!! I'm gonna die I'm gonna die! The snake just blasted me with venom!
...and someone flips a light switch.
...this never happened, agreed?
Agreed.

 

by sid_omega
3-30-04
Yesterday, young Sid has gotten a girlfriend who he likes very very much.
I'm sorry, just things are really messed up right now and I don't think we should be together.
It's okay I can do better than you anyway! You just see, tomorrow I'll have someone BETTER!
That night he called up a girl and asked her out and she said yes, but to Sid's misfortune, the next day...
Hate to tell you this after one day, but we just aren't "clicking" as I would like. It's not your fault though.
Eh whatever, bitch. There are better fish in the sea anyway. I'll be with a better women, YOU'LL SEE!
A year later...
...damn.

 

by sid_omega
4-03-04
Step One: Find an alien.
So...this is Mars eh? How about we go back to my place?
Bleep bonka teeke whosososo!!!
Step Two: Learn It's Language.
Um...Kekko-oko, Ish...uh...tektititioso? (Translation: Wanna go in for some...uh...popcorn?
Peeop tonalo ishesheoli. Itua oookahga (Translation: I think he's hitting on me. I'm in...)
Step Three: Figure out the alien's "erotic" zone.
Iahdla hekoukama titititlarad (Translation: Um...where do you like it?)
Bleep bonka teeke whosososo!!! (Translation: Just shut up and fuck me in the ear.)

 

by sid_omega
4-03-04
Step One: Pretend to have no money.
Give me all your money NOW!
Now c'mon, look at me. Do I look like I have any money? I haven't seen bathwater in FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!
Step Two: Carry a weapon at all times.
If you look closely, this is a "knife" and this "knife" will slice your dick off if you make any sudden movements.
I...I won't steal from you sir, just please...
Step Three: Show no sympathy and steal his stolen money.
Here, just take it!
Thank you...(haha, fucker.)

 

by sid_omega
5-06-04
Sid, being the good person he is, has agreed to tutor Chrono.
Fourth question, what's the square root of 144?
12, can I LEARN something now?
So he wants to play THIS game eh?
Okay then, who was the first Englishman to travel all the way around the world?
Sir Francis Drake...gah when the fuck is lunch?
Now he's done it...
What's a fucking prime number, bitch? S'what I though, ready to stop complaining about your lunch and listen!?!?
...yes sir.

 

by sid_omega
6-03-04
A young teenager is brought to SAVE THE WORLD!
Oh great master of Video Games, why am I here? What's my purpose?
You are here, nameless hero, to kill a bunch of nameless enemies who all look exactly the same for some shit that happened 1000 years ago.
What happened 1000 years ago?
I'm rusty on the details, but it's probably something on the lines of a kingdom came in and out of power and they are coming to reclaim the thrown, possibly lead to the end of the Earth.
But what's my name? How'd I get here?
Odds are it's some retarded sounding Japanese name no one can pronounce. As for how you got here, some coorperate asshat thought they were being creative. Don't worry though, this shit sells millions.

 

by sid_omega
8-05-04
Sid runs into his friend, who cheated on her boyfriend...
Hey, Sid, is it bad to give someone a blow job?
Well, you're going out with someone, so no shit it's bad.
Why do you ask? Did you give some guy one? Who the fuck would let you do that?
Uh...I gotta go!
Twenty minutes later.
I think Sid's on to us.
Whatever, shut the fuck up and get on your knees, bitch.

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