Senordickhead presents: How to have sex with an alien.

Author: sid_omega

Date: April 3, 2004

by sid_omega
4-03-04
Step One: Find an alien.
So...this is Mars eh? How about we go back to my place?
Bleep bonka teeke whosososo!!!
Step Two: Learn It's Language.
Um...Kekko-oko, Ish...uh...tektititioso? (Translation: Wanna go in for some...uh...popcorn?
Peeop tonalo ishesheoli. Itua oookahga (Translation: I think he's hitting on me. I'm in...)
Step Three: Figure out the alien's "erotic" zone.
Iahdla hekoukama titititlarad (Translation: Um...where do you like it?)
Bleep bonka teeke whosososo!!! (Translation: Just shut up and fuck me in the ear.)