Senordickhead presents: How to avoid getting robbed.

Author: sid_omega

Date: April 3, 2004

by sid_omega
4-03-04
Step One: Pretend to have no money.
Give me all your money NOW!
Now c'mon, look at me. Do I look like I have any money? I haven't seen bathwater in FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!!
Step Two: Carry a weapon at all times.
If you look closely, this is a "knife" and this "knife" will slice your dick off if you make any sudden movements.
I...I won't steal from you sir, just please...
Step Three: Show no sympathy and steal his stolen money.
Here, just take it!
Thank you...(haha, fucker.)