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Step One: Pretend to have no money.
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| Give me all your money NOW! | |
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| Now c'mon, look at me. Do I look like I have any money? I haven't seen bathwater in FIVE FUCKING YEARS!!! | |
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Step Two: Carry a weapon at all times.
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| If you look closely, this is a "knife" and this "knife" will slice your dick off if you make any sudden movements. | |
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| I...I won't steal from you sir, just please... | |
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Step Three: Show no sympathy and steal his stolen money.
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| Thank you...(haha, fucker.) | |
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