All comics by sillygoose32183

 

The Kerry Meetup by sillygoose32183 5-29-04
These people look like Uncle Leo and Tony Soprano Don't fahget ta put the dot aftah the double-you double-you double-you. Hey! HEY! Terry! Tell 'em about the dot!! Uhhhh, yeah, make sure you put the dot after the WWW.	This lady's arm hair was RIDICULOUS Wanna change your voter registration to Florida, and then FUCK ME IN MY LUKE-WARM LIBRARIAN PUSSY? Shave your arms and its a deal.	Me and Stilke got pie afterward. Well at least it wasn't ACTUALLY at Popeye's Man there sure are a lot of black people in this parking lot.

 

The Dinner. by sillygoose32183 5-30-04
Dude, I flew that interview flight perfectly. As perfectly as you bounced the shit out of that landing with Patel in the Seminole?	No, that's different. There was a Scottish guy on the radio and he was making me laugh Oh, okay.	Day 1 at Continental... Yyyyeeeeew con fly the next leg, ya queerrrrrr. I'm just gonna go to Gordon Bethune and be like "Look...."

 

The Yeol. by sillygoose32183 5-30-04
Like 2 years ago... So this guy came in and wanted me to fix his computer, and I was like WHYYYYY didn't you get the service plan? I can't fix it without the service plan, it says right HMYIAH. What the FUCK? Gaydar reading...inconclusive. Possible....rastafarian...metrosexual. Jesus Christ, can he even DO that?!?	Like a year ago... So I was going to go to Palm Beach to pick up a car I bought, and I booked a ticket to fly there from Orlando, but when I got there it wasn't in the computer, so I drove to Tampa and flew from there. Why the fuck didn't he just drive to Palm Beach?	Like 2 weeks ago I was fucking this girl once, and we ended up on the floor, and I was getting real bad rug burns on my knees but I just kept fucking her harder. Why the fuck does he always wear those aquatic shoes that old people wear in the swimming pool?

 

Man On Fire by sillygoose32183 6-01-04
And they all talked like old-school Strongbad.... I don't negotiate with kidnappers....BAAAANG, I shoot you in the face. Ohhh, a-Hooooly craaaap!	I don't negotiate with kidnappers....OH NOOO I stuck a bomb up your ass and blew it up with my remote control! A-Holy craaaaap!	And then all of a sudden.... Hey, I'll give you the girl back if you let me kill you. Aight.

 

Naval aviation is very homoerotic. by sillygoose32183 6-01-04
Hey Mr. Gallup, when you were at Top Gun, did you and your friends ever oil yourselves up and play volleyball in your underwear? Egggggcccchhhhh..... Pet the kitty.....Pet the kitty.... egggchhhh	Dude, I totally called out Gallup, it was great. I was like "Look..." and he was ready to jump over that desk and kill me! If he wanted to kill you, WHYYYYYY wouldn't he just go AROUND the desk? Anyway, I gotta go buy some expensive fuel additive for my car so it lasts longer, then drive it at 90mph over a speed bump.	uhhhhhh.....Why the hell didn't you just kill him? I tried to, Ray, but I just couldn't jump over that damn desk......eeeggghhhh

 

This is pretty much how it went down. by sillygoose32183 6-03-04
Ruby Tuesday's.... I had this dream that Yeol was walking around naked and asking me for his CDs back... Mmmm....Queso dip.	On AOL at 11:15... Wanna go drive by Ray Rutt's house? Man, I gotta study for my test.	Ray Rutt's house at 11:30... We gotta come up with better shit to do. Let's get nuggets.

 

The Spruce Creek. by sillygoose32183 6-05-04
Before the flight... Be careful with 'er....my wife just gave 'er a BAHTH.....*glug glug glug, drink drink drink, WOOOoooOWWW WOOOOOO. Okay, time to go fix my 310. Well at least we'll be extra shiny when we buy the farm on takeoff.	Somewhere up by Flagler... Looks like some rain columns up by St. Augustine. Let's not go in there, this thing'll probably melt.	After the flight... GUZZLE GUZZLE GUZZLE GUZZLE GUZZLE...you guys want something to drink? It makes my short shorts more bearable. I'm outta here. Get your blind-ass dog out of my way.

 

Late night with Ray O'Rutt by sillygoose32183 6-08-04
Unenthusiastic applause. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a terrific show for you tonight, the lady who played the baby from "Dinosaurs" is here.	Audience coughing, talking amongst themselves. It's nice to be here, Ray. Sooo, I think everyone would like to hear you do the "not the mama" voice....	"WOOOOOOO!!!"...Laughing and clapping. I don't know, Ray, I've moved on in my career and I'd really like to talk about some of the new projects I've been working on.... I SAID, do the voice!

 

AT302 by sillygoose32183 6-15-04
Powerpoint presentation This is a picture of an airplane stuck in a tree. Hehehe....this is....this is what happened when Harry Potter...tried to fly an airplane...hehehe. Silence.	hmm.....tough crowd....mmmm.....oooh ...... ::Cough::	I fucked it up again. I'm gonna blow my brains out right here at this podium...I bet you'd all like that.....WOULDN'T YOU?!? Cuz I'll do it!! Will THAT make you laugh? HUH?!? You sick FUCKS!!! Can we go over the test?

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