Man On Fire

Author: sillygoose32183

Date: June 1, 2004

by sillygoose32183
6-01-04
And they all talked like old-school Strongbad....
I don't negotiate with kidnappers....BAAAANG, I shoot you in the face.
Ohhh, a-Hooooly craaaap!
I don't negotiate with kidnappers....OH NOOO I stuck a bomb up your ass and blew it up with my remote control!
A-Holy craaaaap!
And then all of a sudden....
Hey, I'll give you the girl back if you let me kill you.
Aight.