Melvin the Mumbler: Part 15

Author: sillysprout

Date: September 21, 2003

by sillysprout
9-21-03
A drunk Melvin finally finds the chippy.
What can I get for ya mate?
Pwie and snips pwease.
Ah sorry mate, we can't serve pie today. We got robbed last night so we can only serve hand food.
Ergh, all I went is some foood. Does nowhere in this bloody city serve FOOD?
Sorry mate, its out of our control.
Ah, you can't tell me what to do.