Melvin the Mumbler: Part 20

Author: sillysprout

Date: December 30, 2003

by sillysprout
12-30-03
Ten thousand pounds? TEN THOUSAND POUNDS? TEN THOUSAND POUNDS?
Four minutes later
Ten thousand pounds? I dont have that sort of money! I've got to get out of prison, if I dont make a sale within a week I'll loose my job.
Sorry son but thats just the... oh wait, I overlooked the decimal point, your bail money is actually set at one hundred pounds