Bushisms

Author: silver2540

Date: April 13, 2005

by silver2540
4-13-05
Mr. Bush, why are your policies so strongly in support of war and violence?
Well theres a perfectly logicimal reason for that, son. But wouldnt you rather see some of my old CAMPAIGN COMMERCIALS? HIT IT MR. CHENEY!
You know folks, I'm just like you. The only difference is that my annual income is about 40 times what you'll make in your lives, and I cannot pronounce most 2-syllable words correctly.
Si. El President Bush muy excellente!
Yeah, I pride myself on my intelligencable grasp of the Engrish and Mexican languages. Muchos gracias, little Anna! Wherever the hell you foreigners come from!
It doesnt bother me that he got elected, just that he got re-elected.