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| Our electric bill is through the roof! | |
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| It might be because of that nuclear toaster oven you bought. | |
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| That was entirely necessary. It allows for my toast to have a healthy green glow. | |
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| Or that 300-foot tall neon sign that says "UFOs-land here!" | |
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| When the mutant robot cowboys come, you'll thank me. | |
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| What about that $12,000 blow-up doll of Alex Trebek? ...on second thought, don't explain that. | |
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