The Tax Man #1

Author: skard123

Date: April 4, 2009

by skard123
4-04-09
Look, God, we're repossessing your houses around the world. You've been behind on your taxes for 2 years now.
Oh, come on! We both know those taxes are ludicrous!
AND! If you'll let me talk, Mr. God! You are paying the government for 17 people in this house, but I have seen at least a thousand on my visit here! You're lucky you haven't got a prison sentence...
They're just visiting!
Don't lie to me, God! I've been in one of your houses. You're preaching eternal life, and last I checked that sure as hell isn't a visit.
Look, I'm not good with this... I've just been stressed lately, y'know? I mean, there has been a 75% rise in lawyers in the passed 10 years! I'm losing customers!