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lame isnt it?
give...me...ur...soul.......
ill give u my axe!!!!! mwahahahahaha!
by slammy, 3-04-06

 

by slammy
3-06-06
Why hi. u look hurt.
oh its ok ive been trying to kill myself all these years and i finally get to do it.
oh.
but i wanted to kill myself cuz i didnt think id ever meet u. ur my hero.
to be continued
well now uve met me.
yea but now im dead u dont even know my...thump (body falls to ground)

 

by slammy
3-06-06
so.. ur dead huh dad.
yea,yea.
so.. wat didya do that brot u down here.
oh nothing.. cheatedonurmom..
WHAT!?!?!?!? oh mom sill be po'd wen she heres that!
dammit i knew i shoont tell u nuttin boy!!

 

by slammy
3-06-06
so dude. i had sex last nite.
are u ****ing serious. with who?
her name was jane and she had long blonde hair and she's got blue eyes and allways walks around in a bikini.
wait a tick... YOU BASTARD THAT'S MY ****ING GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!
(sob,sob)
aw it's ok. plenty of guys have guys have had sex with her and ive shot them all. but i cant stay mad at u.

 

by slammy
3-06-06
this continues bob meets dead people #2
hey mom! i was just in hell visiting dad and i asked him why he's in hell and he said becuase he cheated on you!!!!!
and that's supposed to be news to me? i knew that ages ago. and guess who the other woman was, ur aunt jane.
this refers back to best friends forever.
isnt aunt jane uncle skelly's wife?
Yes that's the one. she also cheated on skelly with some mr. reaper guy.
meanwhile...
hey jane. ready to get it on, again?
hey baby.

 

by slammy
3-08-06
5000m under the sea, our two heroes meet...
well hi, whats ur name?
lemme see, um um, oh yea, its fred.
you have to read to remember ur name?
no it's just that my parents never told me. and they just sent me a letter telling me.
so, wanna be friends? bob.
hmm... oh alright but wats ur name?

 

by slammy
3-08-06
one dark night fred was walking around the whitehouse gates, waiting for someone.
where is he?
finally. ive been freezing myself off waiting for you for like an hour.
i was, um.. busy.
to be continued...
well u got the stuff?
yea here.

 

by slammy
3-08-06
finally i got the cheat sheet for tommorrows math test.
hey man.
hey i got the cheat sheet for you bob.
all right sweet. here's ur ten bucks.
meanwhile...
hey teach. bob and fred are gonna cheat on tommorrows math test. just something i thought u shood know.
okay freddy, thanks.

 

by slammy
3-08-06
10 minutes before the math test.
man i told u not to tell the teacher u idiot.
sorry i just cant stand people cheating.
what ever.
well good luck.
freddy! i found this cheat sheet in ur desk! u liar u said fred and bob were gonna cheat but it was all u boy! DETENTION NOW!!!!!
...

 

by slammy
3-08-06
that was some real shit u guys pulled. now ive got detention for a week!
huh? oh yea. well thats wat for u get for telling.
yea well u better watch ur back!
this isnt over!!!!!

 

by slammy
3-08-06
check out these moves!*punch*
bring it on bitch!!
hahahah! did i make the bitch cry??
urgh!
fred and i'll see about that!
this isnt over!!!!!!

 

by slammy
3-09-06
freddy's house christmas night.
im gonna kill u *slice,slice*
lets do this!!
oh thats so rite!
owwww!!! u fucking cut my finger off!!!
meanwhile...
hey im freddy's friend now ur comin wit me bitch!!
nooo!!

 

by slammy
3-10-06
ur my bitch now bitch! freddy n i are gonn akill u if u dont quit ur whining, whiney!
well that's not very nice.
ull be surprised to see our army when we kill u and take over the world!
why would u want to do anything when freddy's the one who got bitched up for a week??
because long ago ur friend fred bitched me up for a week when he put his marijuana in my pants!!!
hmm.. i never knew that. but anyway. he schooled you!

 

by slammy
3-10-06
freddy's house...
hmm let's see ill put him in charge of weapons, that kid in charge of vehicles, and him in charge of infiltration.
*snicker snicker*
ooow!!! my fucking head!!
that is so right bitch!!!
oh youll pay for this!!
sure...

 

by slammy
3-10-06
at the beginning of the war between fred and bob vs freddy and his dudes...
let's get ready to kill!
yea we can do this. but let me change into a pirate.
meanwhile freddy's doing his crap...
okay men we can do this!
yup... ahh...
to be continued...
charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
charge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by slammy
3-10-06
fred vs freddy
*slice slice* ahahaha!! thats rite bitch!!
oh oh god... *dead*
bob vs jimmy( yea that one kid's name is jimmy)
*stab stab* ahahaha!! thats rite bitch!!
oh oh god... *dead*
to be continued...

 

by slammy
3-10-06
well.. here we are. im sorry to say but-
-our beatuiful adventures are over-
-we both got married after the war and-
-here we are now on christmas nite-
-THE END-
-THE END-

 

by slammy
3-10-06
no perfect people huh?
no perfect people allowed, all others welcome.
well then ill be getting off ur back.
really get outta here.
ok then. oh wait i cant! im ****ing nailed to a cross!u expect me to leave? go suck satan!
uh yea..

 

by slammy
3-10-06
this was at skool i was playing keepaway. the blonde is my teacher.
sam im open!!
if u cross that line ur out of bounds so ur not open.
thats crap!!
excuse me?
sory...

 

by slammy
3-12-06
after the war when everyone left the scene...
help...mee...im dieing...
pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaase!!!!!!
muwahahahaha!!!! it's tiiimee...
...
nooooooo!!!!!!!
yessss!!!

 

by slammy
3-12-06
this seriously happened...
so what do we have for homeowrk today?
i want u to finish the rest of the grammar book. (threehundredproblems)
...
mother fucker

 

by slammy
3-12-06
so u want me to crucify the cat with an axe?
yep here u go. but do it at the graveyard.
that didn't turn out the way it was supposed to.
i know. so what do we do now?
oops...
wait. if the cat is here, then what did i crucify?

 

by slammy
3-13-06
yoooooouuuuuuuuu shhaaaaaaaaalllllll nooooooooot paaaaaaaaasssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
move it!
ahh!
son of a bitch that's the second time...today!

 

by slammy
3-13-06
man my parents are pissing me off!
im running away!
la la la!

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