best friends forever

Author: slammy

Date: March 6, 2006

by slammy
3-06-06
so dude. i had sex last nite.
are u ****ing serious. with who?
her name was jane and she had long blonde hair and she's got blue eyes and allways walks around in a bikini.
wait a tick... YOU BASTARD THAT'S MY ****ING GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!
(sob,sob)
aw it's ok. plenty of guys have guys have had sex with her and ive shot them all. but i cant stay mad at u.