Beer Gnomes

Author: slappypyne

Date: December 7, 2003

by slappypyne
12-07-03
What the hell are you supposed to be?
I'm a beer gnome! Actually, I'm YOUR beer gnome!
Well, as long as I don't have to walk you or feed you, you're more than welcome to stay.
Then I'll talk to you later.
Later...
Bill, do you know where my beer gnome is?
I think it's in the oven.