Townhouse 69 - LotR #1

Author: slappypyne

Date: December 13, 2003

by slappypyne
12-13-03
Slappy takes on "The Lord of the Rings" movies...
An old man hangs around "half-lings" and smokes drugs. Sounds like Michael Jackson's wet dream.
How depressing is it that John Rhys-Davies, Sallah from the Indiana Jones movies, is a dwarf in this bore-fest.
umm... I... damn it... I keep forgetting that Liv Tyler is in these things... want to touch her... want to spit on her...