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Slappy takes on "The Lord of the Rings" movies...
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| An old man hangs around "half-lings" and smokes drugs. Sounds like Michael Jackson's wet dream. | |
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| How depressing is it that John Rhys-Davies, Sallah from the Indiana Jones movies, is a dwarf in this bore-fest. | |
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| umm... I... damn it... I keep forgetting that Liv Tyler is in these things... want to touch her... want to spit on her... | |
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