Townhouse 69 - LotR #3: Return of My Money

Author: slappypyne

Date: January 2, 2004

by slappypyne
1-02-04
From what I remember...
The only way to go is through the Cave of Doesntmatter, and no one has ever survived that passage.
For Christ's sake, all we do are things that no one else has ever been able to do. Fuck, we should buy a lottery ticket!
And there was that scene where...
Listen, baby, I'm the fucking king, now. You want to be my queen? Better make with the head.
Can we have an extended scene of me shaving my pussy in preperation of being your queen?
Back at Townhouse 69...
Slappy, that didn't happen in the movie, and you know it.
Well, Bill, if I had made the movie...