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Based on (unfortunately) a true story.
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| Hello, welcome to Comcast. How can I help you? | |
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| Someone is stealing my cable TV. | |
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| Why do you say that? Are there weird cables or wires somewhere in your house? | |
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| No. I know someone is stealing it because there are more commercials on my TV than there used to be. Someone is TAKING my TV shows and replacing them ads. | |
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| Don't... hurt... the... old... woman... | |
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| You don't think those TV thieves followed me here, do you? I'm so afraid they're going to get me one day. | |
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