Townhouse 69 - It's Comcastic!!! Part 6

Author: slappypyne

Date: December 7, 2005

by slappypyne
12-07-05
Based on a true story.
Hello. I just signed up for service and I need to make sure that I have no access to Pay-Per-View and any "adult" channels.
Well, according to the computer you just have Standard Cable. You would need digital cable and a cable box. You have neither.
You don't understand. It's REALLY important that I not have Pay-Per-View. At all. None.
No, YOU don't understand. It is physically impossible for you to have Pay-Per-View. At all. None.
I'm a convicted sex offender and my P.O. says I can't have Pay-Per-View capability because it might set me off again.
Let me double-check that account...