captain caucasian

Author: snapcase

Date: December 13, 2003

by snapcase
12-13-03
Ethnocentrism? What?
No hablo inglés!
I am Captain Caucasain, and I say speak English or get the fuck out!
The Captain meets the people.
Yo man, why you be hatin' on my colored brothas? We be pimpin' hoes. It's all good. Fo' real.
I am unable to decipher your ebonics, good sir. I'd love to stay and shoot the breeze, but I see an Arab approaching!
Homeland Security!
I'm not sure what you mean. I've lived here for over 30 years. I was even an English major in college.
Uh huh. Be sure to tell your Uncle Bin Laden that I don't approve of his murderous antics!