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The Captain lays down the law.
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| I am Captain Caucasian, and I say speak English or get the fuck out! | |
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The Captain meets the people.
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| Yo, why you be hatin' on my brothas, dog? America is about cultural diversity, and pimping bitches! | |
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| I am unable to decipher your ebonics, good sir. I'd love to sit around and shoot the breeze, but I sense an Arab approaching! | |
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| I'm not sure what you mean, my friend. I've lived here for 30 years. I was even an English major in college. | |
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| Uh huh. That's a great story, Zabib. You and your Uncle Bin Laden should of studied acting! | |
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