genetics

Author: snapcase

Date: December 13, 2003

by snapcase
12-13-03
Cue the acoustic guitar.
I'll be frank; I need a break. We should see other people.
WUT R U SERIOUS?? BUT WHY?!?!
Prepare for the lament.
To be honest, you're just not proportional in the right areas. Your dick is small, kid. Most would agree. I've called in an expert to prove it to you.
I'M NOT MAKING U HAPPY??
Genetics are a bitch.
Yep, pretty fucking small!
WTF.