santa

Author: snapcase

Date: December 14, 2003

by snapcase
12-14-03
Curious little asian.
Hi Santa! How did you get in here? I thought your girth was too large to fit in our chimney! Our doors are protected by alarms.
Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas, little girl.
Santa is bewildered.
Well, your jolly bellows really aren't answering any of my invasive questions.
Hey, kid. I'm Santa. I distribute gifts to children all over the world (except Belgium) on Christmas Eve. It's kind of a tradition. What else is there to know?
Santa spreads some holiday cheer.
Well, what if someone's fireplace is boarded up?
Hey, kid, I don't have to answer any of your questions. Do you Asians always have to ruin everything? Christ.