snow day

Author: snapcase

Date: December 15, 2003

by snapcase
12-15-03
Larry and his father shoot the breeze.
OH HEY DADDIO! What time is dinner tonight? My stomach is already rumbling in anticipation for that taco salad!
We'll begin to eat as soon as your neighbor-slammin' mother finishes preparing our meal, and after we say grace of course ROTF!
Father and son say goodnight.
OMG! Look at all the snow outside! I hope school is canceled because I didn't finish my paper on Knute Rockne!
The snow is a gift from the Lord, my son. He loves everyone, except the Jews and those wacko Hindus and their 26 deities! It's 11 PM! BED TYME 4 U.
The next morning...
OMG HI 2 U. Considering they don't plow our dirt roads here in ALTOONA, do you think you could give me a ride to school on your carriage, Mr. Ishmael?
Is that a Skillet sweatshirt? Rofl.