It's Snouty Desmond!

Author: snouty_desmond

Date: January 16, 2003

by snouty_desmond
1-16-03
Hey there! I've been wondering, just why do they call you Snouty Desmond?
Well, it's on account of my massive nose.
But you don't even have a nose.
Look, I know you're trying to make me feel better, but it's not working.
Seriously, man. You don't have a nose. Or any pupils. And your hands are like some kind of claw. What the fuck kind of freak are you?
Sob!