It's Snouty Desmond!

Author: snouty_desmond

Date: January 16, 2003

by snouty_desmond
1-16-03
Why, if it isn't Snouty Desmond? How are you?
Wow! Suzie Klapowski! I've always had a massive crush on you. Do you want to go on a date sometime?
Huh? Oh, I can't Desmond. It's your nose. I find it... disturbing.
What? It's because it's so big, isn't it? Well, look Suzie, don't judge me on my massive nose. I'm a swell guy, really, truly I am.
Massive nose? But you don't even have a nose, and come to think of it, your pupils are missing as well. Are you some kind of zombie?
Sob!