It's Snouty Desmond!

Author: snouty_desmond

Date: January 16, 2003

by snouty_desmond
1-16-03
Hi there, Snouty Desmond! What can I get you?
I've got a bit of a cold, Dr Herpes, so could I have a box of handkerchiefs, please? Better make it a large box, on account of my massive nose.
What, handkerchiefs? What are you going to do with them? You don't appear to actually HAVE a nose!
Don't patronize me, doctor. Just give me the damn hankies.
Seriously, what would happen if you sneezed? Would your head explode? Can I do a research paper on you?
Sob!