It's Snouty Desmond!

Author: snouty_desmond

Date: January 16, 2003

by snouty_desmond
1-16-03
Hi there, Snouty Desmond. What can I do for you?
I was thinking. If I sell my soul to you, could you make my nose smaller?
Smaller? You mean bigger, surely?
Why would I want my massive nose to be any bigger? And here I was offering you my soul, you ungrateful prick. The deal's off.
Yeah, well I don't want the souls of noseless freaks like you, anyway! Piss off!
Sob!