All comics by so_difficult

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Hi, who are you?
I'm Tim Kasher, star of the spectacular emo/indie bands Cursive and The Good Life.
Wow. All I do is lift weights and get laid. In comparison to you, I suck balls!
Yes.. in my calculations, this is correct.
That made me emo.

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
It is a dark night for Tim Kasher.. in the prison of his own thoughts.
The darkness becometh me! Hidden beneath the rubbish, the banana peel meets my soul.. a true kinship is born.
Hi, I'm Senator John Edwards, and I want *your* vote!
There are *two* Americas!
Howard Dean is a *craaazzy* person!

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
When we find Rivers, he has died of a heart attack, brought on by excess viewing of Japanese "pr0n."
Umm.. why?
Rivers, I am God! You must make an accounting of your earthly transgressions!!!
Dude, you suck.
Every mortal must partake in this practice, before entering the Kingdom of Heaven!
Whatever.

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Uhh.. ok.
Rivers, I am going to assign a wizard guide to you.
But I was just listening to the new Limp Bizkit cd..
You have a long journey ahead of you!
Err.. ok.
SILENCE!!

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Tight.
Greetings, Rivers. I am your wizard guide! Right over there is your *grave*..
That wand kinda looks like a plunger..

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Whatever. I just wanna be back in time for the Green Day concert.
Rivers.. let us take a trip into your past..
Wha--What.. Why am I here?!
I <3 you

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
I've got your letter.. and you've got my song!!
Oh, shit.
Mr. Rivers Cuomo? You're under arrest for cavorting with a half-Japanese underage schoolgirl.
Do you understand our journey a little more now, Rivers?

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Holy sweet goddamn.
You see, Rivers, the purpose of this journey is to show the twisted path your life took.. until your own early demise!
No shit, Warlock. Gettin' a little personal there though.
After your sexual relationship with the half-Japanese schoolgirl, you went to Harvard. Do you remember that, Rivers?
Nooooooooo!!
Let's take a journey.. unto a very cold, dark place... BOSTON.

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Rivers finds himself in Boston..
I'm so depressed. No one knows who I am because of my manly beard, and I'm even shorter due to my painful leg surgery.
Ouch, my leg.. hey baby, who are you?
I'm a lesbian.
I was so dumb.. and then I released Pinkershit.
And that caused many problems, didn't it, Rivers? ...

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
After the release of Pinkerton..
*sniff*
dude.... i remember the days of BLUE... whatever happened to BUDDY HOLLY?!! oo-wee-oo, you suck!
Hi, I'm part of the pretentious "emo" movement. Pinkerton is a classic for all emo generations to behold. Now let me bow before you, my Lord!
What are you looking at? I'm just the token black guy in this comic strip.

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Wow. This emo shit sucks. I'll show them! I'm going to make music devoid of all emotion.
"Don't let go.. oooh oh whoa" .. yes, that sounds disneygay enough..
And my next album will be devoted to the Gods of Rock!

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
Back in the Present..
I need a beer.
So what do you think, Rivers?
What??
Our time is over, Rivers..
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Rivers.. I, the Lord your God, hereby banish you unto the fiery depths of hell for all eternity, for creating two horrible albums!!!

 

by so_difficult
2-19-04
This is truly lame..
WELCOME TO HELL, RIVERS. ENJOY.. FOR ETERNITY!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the hell are you doing here?
I'm the paper clip from Microsoft Word. I was sent here for being so goddamn annoying.
I REPENT!!! well.. as long as I'm here, I'm sure I'll get bored. Do you happen to have any Creed CD's?
We have the whole band!

 

by so_difficult
2-20-04
Sweet! Let's rock!
Hi, Tim Kasher! I'm your childhood musical hero, Paul Simon!!
How about this.. "He hides behind drugs, he hides behind liquor.. he hides behind his guitar, screaming, 'SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'"
Here's a song I've been working on.. "April, come she will, when streams are ripe and swelled with rain.. May, she will stay, resting in my arms again"
I think i'm going to go now.

 

by so_difficult
2-20-04
Our protagonist on the road..
20 mph?! I don't even know if my car can go that slow! Fuck the school zone!
You, sir, are a horrible driver. You don't even care if you run over a helpless child!!!
Helpless child?! It's a high school! Maybe before Biology and Math, they should have "How to not get run over by a 2,000 pound car" class..

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