A Rivers Carol, Pt. 1

Author: so_difficult

Date: February 19, 2004

by so_difficult
2-19-04
When we find Rivers, he has died of a heart attack, brought on by excess viewing of Japanese "pr0n."
Umm.. why?
Rivers, I am God! You must make an accounting of your earthly transgressions!!!
Dude, you suck.
Every mortal must partake in this practice, before entering the Kingdom of Heaven!
Whatever.