Get Your Own Presents.

Author: so_near_here

Date: October 21, 2002

by so_near_here
10-21-02
The holidays are coming.
Now where did I...
Buy a present for the homeless?
Why are you asking me?
Sir! Sir! How about you?
So it goes.
Here, I'll give you my last paycheck.
You are now a member of the Communist Party.