True Life Stories Pt. I

Author: so_near_here

Date: October 23, 2002

by so_near_here
10-23-02
True story from the files of so_near_here
Sir, have you ever been to the Bank or Smithville?
Uh no dude.
He even had my same jacket.
An officer witnessed someone of your description driving by the bank on the day it was robbed of it's gumball machine.
Uhhhh...
I wouldn't come back to the crime scene.
This photo shows you trying to lift the gumball mahine sir.
That's so not me dude.