Family woes.

Author: so_near_here

Date: November 2, 2002

by so_near_here
11-02-02
Mona walks in.
Jenny, where's my chair...you know your daddy gave that to me.
Um, can I get you a beer?
Dexter spills it.
Look, my wife pissed me off last night, so I tossed her mother's chair to the curb. Now the ol' lady is at our house and will only sit her ass in that chair. Now I need it back.
What an idiot.
Mona looks around.
That's not my chair...