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| Apparently I'm pre-approved to lose weight while working from home and enlarging my penis. | |
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| ...my "important letter" goes on to say that details are forthcoming, if I just send them my credit card number. | |
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| You forget your credit card was taken after the horrible QVC Porcelain Clown Incident of 2001. | |
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| Well, shit. Back to plan B, then. | |
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| Yep. At least if plan B means "Cheetos and porn", pencil dick. | |
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