Downhill Race

Author: sparticus983

Date: September 9, 2002

by sparticus983
9-09-02
And today is sponsored by the letter C. Yay.
Hmm, the letter C. Doesn't the word catatonic start with the letter C?
Yes, Catatonic does start with the letter C. Yay.
Oh no! You know what that means don't you!?
It is an abnormal condition variously characterized by stupor, stereotypy, mania, and either rigidity or extreme flexibility of the limbs! It is most often associated with schizophrenia!
It means that after I win the annual dork in a garbage can downhill race for the 10th consecuative year, I will lash out killing all my oppressors...and then you cause I hate your gimpy hand.