Listening to the T.V.

Author: speedboat_lou

Date: July 10, 2003

by speedboat_lou
7-10-03
YOU MUST PURCHASE THESE ITEMS AT THE SUPERMARKET (FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN DISCIPLINARY ACTION): *MILK* *CHEESE* *BAG OF CARROTS* *MARGERINE* *FROZEN CHICKEN DINNERS* *LIGHT BULBS* *BREAD*....
I've got it easy! *whew* But what about the NEXT person?
YOU MUST CEASE ALL CLOWN-RELATED ACTIVITY. STAY AWAY FROM THEME PARKS AND OUTDOOR AMUSEMENT AREAS. YOU MUST SEEK EMPLOYMENT AS A COOK. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN TERMINATION OF LIVING ALLOWANCE.
*GULP!* I guess I could do that - I'd better hurry up and learn to cook! I feel sorry for the NEXT person in line!
"But Ashlyn - you and I were meant for each other. Don't you see?" "Brad, you know I can't forgive you after what happened with Caitlyn. You lied to me!" "What Brendan told you wasn't true..."