All comics by spiderjeru

 

a very good year by spiderjeru 6-12-03
Maybe if I sit perfectly still he'll go away.		When I was seventeeeen... It was a very good yeeeeear... Aw, jeez.

 

At the Office by spiderjeru 6-12-03
Gih...hihhhhh... Hey, Bill. Stu said you wanted to see me about something...?	Hihhhhh...! He sure is breathin' heavy. Sounds like he's got an asthmatic baby stuck in his throat.	hih...Heimlich... I don't have time for this.

 

I'm so lonely by spiderjeru 6-13-03
XL-2187, I was wondering. What's it like to be a robot? Well, kid, mostly it's just a lot of paperwork.	Really? Paperwork? Yep. Paperwork.

 

Untitled by spiderjeru 12-04-03
Hey, sexy! Oh, hi there, eh... Human female! Heh heh.	hermp! Get a hold of yourself, Carl! She's just a pasty meat bag, like all the other fleshlings! Now take a deep breath and ask her out!	I farted! Oh man, I think she knows I have a boner!

 

At the Sausage Hut by spiderjeru 12-04-03
Welcome to Sausage Hut, how may I -- oh, it's you. Er... eh... Yes. Yes it is.	You gonna order something or are you just gonna stare at me all day? Whatever a normal virile and entirely date-able human male would order is perfectly satisfactory!	Well, there's the sausage casings I found under the deep fryer this morning. They smelled like they'd been there a couple of weeks! I'll take seventy hundred!

 

Robot Etiquette by spiderjeru 12-10-03
It's good that we left Earth. Isn't it, Roy? Sure, Carl. Those Earth chicks were too uptight, anyway!	They'd go NUTS over the smallest faux pas! "Don't spread the mayonnaise with your finger, Roy!" "Get your finger out of Nana's ear, Roy!" "Quit asking those girl scouts to pull your finger, Roy!"	Replace the word "finger" with "penis" and that's pretty much how I remember it! What's the big deal? I took the batteries out!

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