At the Sausage Hut

Author: spiderjeru

Date: December 4, 2003

by spiderjeru
12-04-03
Welcome to Sausage Hut, how may I -- oh, it's you.
Er... eh... Yes. Yes it is.
You gonna order something or are you just gonna stare at me all day?
Whatever a normal virile and entirely date-able human male would order is perfectly satisfactory!
Well, there's the sausage casings I found under the deep fryer this morning. They smelled like they'd been there a couple of weeks!
I'll take seventy hundred!