DON'T TOUCH THIS

Author: stealthweasel

Date: November 22, 2005

by stealthweasel
11-22-05
Fun Fact: in times of scarcity, you can be punched in the crotch.
I'm tired of your shit, Uncle Disembodied-Arm. I'm striking out on my own.
SO HE TOTALLY DOES
I can't believe I'm finally starring in a successful Broadway musical written by a sentient plant!
Nothing rhymes with that! You're fired (from the successful Broadway musical written by a sentient plant).
AND BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON, THE WIZARD CASTS HIS SPELL
Social situations can be awkward if you say or do the wrong thing! HENCE, COMEDY.