"American Idle" television show (Part I)

Author: story_teller

Date: May 25, 2008

by story_teller
5-25-08
American Idle
Hello, I'm Ryan Seacrust, I look like a frog in the face, and this is "American Idle: Search For A Super Tart." Let's meet our judges.
This is Randy Junksaid.
What up, Dawg? I'm just not feelin' you, Man.
This is Paula Absurd.
I have a constant grin on my face. I talk with slurred speech, but I'm not high or drunk (??). There's sexual tension between me and another judge, and I'm the most useless judge here.